Cycles and Recaps
I don't have much to add about the weekend. I rode my bike, ate, drank a few beers, generally had a good time of it. Not unhappy the week is here because we're not eating well. It's ok. I have a race this weekend which I'm looking forward to.
Cycle 6
Penn Station Friday after work. Long weekend so this train should be packed with people leaving work early. This is our last run of the week. So far we have 3 women, 2 nobody, and 0 men.
Victim: Male, 50+ but barely, married, not fat, white, not regular, going to Summit. He whipped out a pad of paper and is doing complex math equations. He is right-handed. He has a large-faced watch on his left wrist. He is gray and balding. His name might be Felix. That's a guess. He occasionally pulls out a book of mathematical equations for reference.
Assessment: Meh, not bad.
Overall Summary
Sex
3 women
2 nobody
1 man
Married
4 married, out of 4
Age
1 30-39
2 40-49
1 50+
Regulars
Nobody with a monthly/weekly pass
Ethnicity
4 white
Fat
0 fat
Station
Murray Hill - 1
New Providence - 1
Morris Plains - 1
Summit - 1
Cycle 7
Tuesday morning after the long weekend. Cars are back to almost normal but we're now in vacation season so the train will be slightly less full on a regular basis.
Victim: Murray Hill, man, white, 40-49, not married, not fat, regular? Reeks of fucking cigarette smoke. End it all right there.
Assessment: He stunk of cigarettes. Cannot be any worse. Oh, oh, and he had on a puffy jacket which violated my space and rubbed against my arm the whole time. So cigarette smoke and space violator. Double whammy. Worst Victim yet
Cycle 6
Penn Station Friday after work. Long weekend so this train should be packed with people leaving work early. This is our last run of the week. So far we have 3 women, 2 nobody, and 0 men.
Victim: Male, 50+ but barely, married, not fat, white, not regular, going to Summit. He whipped out a pad of paper and is doing complex math equations. He is right-handed. He has a large-faced watch on his left wrist. He is gray and balding. His name might be Felix. That's a guess. He occasionally pulls out a book of mathematical equations for reference.
Assessment: Meh, not bad.
Overall Summary
Sex
3 women
2 nobody
1 man
Married
4 married, out of 4
Age
1 30-39
2 40-49
1 50+
Regulars
Nobody with a monthly/weekly pass
Ethnicity
4 white
Fat
0 fat
Station
Murray Hill - 1
New Providence - 1
Morris Plains - 1
Summit - 1
Cycle 7
Tuesday morning after the long weekend. Cars are back to almost normal but we're now in vacation season so the train will be slightly less full on a regular basis.
Victim: Murray Hill, man, white, 40-49, not married, not fat, regular? Reeks of fucking cigarette smoke. End it all right there.
Assessment: He stunk of cigarettes. Cannot be any worse. Oh, oh, and he had on a puffy jacket which violated my space and rubbed against my arm the whole time. So cigarette smoke and space violator. Double whammy. Worst Victim yet
Labels: experiment
2 Comments:
At 2:27 PM,
Anonymous said…
dude, this is great stuff. keep up the good work on the train experiment.
by the way, whatever your FGI is, you're flying, so throw it out the window. maybe two (three?) years on the bike consistently is the magic number.
At 7:46 AM,
Anonymous said…
I find myself facinated by this train experiement but I'm equally mystefied as to its point. I think I missed a blog along the way that explained its point.
OTOH, maybe its whole point is its pointlessness. Either way, keep up the good work.
And maybe another pic of the pole vaulter at some point or some other POA.
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